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Fuck is generally associated with sex.
Not sweet, affectionate, bonding sex.
No, fuck is the fierce, passionate, boundless sex that leaves one bruised, exhausted and happy.
But like the word dude, intonation turns this one simple word into a launguage unto itself.
Fuck can be angry. Very angry.
“Fuck you!”"This is fucked!”
“Fuck the fucking fuckers!”
Fuck is dismayed.
“I’m fucked.”"Fuck it.”
“I fucked up fucking the fucking fuck.”
“For fuck’s sake!”
Fuck is surprised.
“Fuck me!?!?”"Are you fucking with me?”
“Fucking hell.”
Fuck is a cut, a dis of the highest order.
“He’s such a fuck-up.”"She’s a fucktard.”*
“He’s really fucked in the head.”
“Stupid fuck.”
“Fuckwit.”
Fuck is confusion.
“What the fuck is going on?”"Fuck if I know.”
Fuck can be happy.
“This is really, really fucking brilliant!”
Fuck can be affectionate.
“I love you, ya fucker.”
Fuck can be drunk.
“Dude, I was so fucked up last night.”
Fuck can be a big lie.
“You totally fucked me over, you fucker!”
Fuck is the end of the line.
“We’re fucked.”"Oh, fuck it.”
And, of late, fuck makes anything more than what it was.
“That is in-fucking-credible!”"You’re un-fucking-believable.”
*Let’s all thank Tod Goldberg for that fucking jewel.
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What about
Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut?
Comment by Jon The Crime Spree Guy January 9, 2006 @ 2:12 amMy favorite line from HEATHERS:
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.”
Comment by Cornelia Read January 9, 2006 @ 4:24 amAnd I’d forgetten the odd but amusing,
“Fuck me running.”
Jon, I’d spaced on the Vonnegut. For someone who uses that phrase on such a consistent basis, my short term fucking memory deleted it rather quickly.
Comment by Jennifer Jordan January 9, 2006 @ 8:33 pmMy favorite is Mr. Big’s trademark line from Sex in the City:
Absa-fucking-lutely
Delivered in Chris Noth’s smooth and classy baritone, it can be cool as well as dirty.
Comment by Bryon Quertermous January 10, 2006 @ 3:24 pmThere’s always the multi-purpose “Jesus Fucking Christ.”
Comment by Tribe January 10, 2006 @ 5:17 pmHow did I forget that one?
Comment by Jennifer Jordan January 10, 2006 @ 6:16 pmHave you hear about the “ Tijuana Noir” marketing story?
Flores Campbell became widely known when excerpts of his ‘Tijuana Noir” appeared on the Google blogspot ‘Tijuana Noir” in late 2005 and caught the public’s fancy. By January 2006 a few chapters on the Ares search engine brought Flores Campbell a global audience.
Technorati.com top 100 Blogs in the blogsphere, sorted by unique links or most favorites named “Tijuana Noir” one of the biggest blogs in the last six months.
So that’s the question, find out why?
Comment by Anonymous July 13, 2006 @ 7:43 pm