Filed under: How Do You Say...
Fuck is generally associated with sex.
Not sweet, affectionate, bonding sex.
No, fuck is the fierce, passionate, boundless sex that leaves one bruised, exhausted and happy.
But like the word dude, intonation turns this one simple word into a launguage unto itself.
Fuck can be angry. Very angry.
“Fuck you!”"This is fucked!”
“Fuck the fucking fuckers!”
Fuck is dismayed.
“I’m fucked.”"Fuck it.”
“I fucked up fucking the fucking fuck.”
“For fuck’s sake!”
Fuck is surprised.
“Fuck me!?!?”"Are you fucking with me?”
“Fucking hell.”
Fuck is a cut, a dis of the highest order.
“He’s such a fuck-up.”"She’s a fucktard.”*
“He’s really fucked in the head.”
“Stupid fuck.”
“Fuckwit.”
Fuck is confusion.
“What the fuck is going on?”"Fuck if I know.”
Fuck can be happy.
“This is really, really fucking brilliant!”
Fuck can be affectionate.
“I love you, ya fucker.”
Fuck can be drunk.
“Dude, I was so fucked up last night.”
Fuck can be a big lie.
“You totally fucked me over, you fucker!”
Fuck is the end of the line.
“We’re fucked.”"Oh, fuck it.”
And, of late, fuck makes anything more than what it was.
“That is in-fucking-credible!”"You’re un-fucking-believable.”
*Let’s all thank Tod Goldberg for that fucking jewel.
